Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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