can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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