also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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