Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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