Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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