we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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