They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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