I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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