I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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