So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
A+ Viking dick
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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