i don't like sucking hair
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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