Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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