I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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