I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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