Kiss
Puke
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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