My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
pray to the hookup gods
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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