He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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