I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
birth control should be required to get into college
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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