nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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