make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
