Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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