there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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