More tranny stories later!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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