And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
