did you get engaged???
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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