I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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