i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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