Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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