I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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