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I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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