I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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