I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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