So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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