It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
