My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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