new low.... made out with someone while peeing
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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