my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Houston, we have a blender
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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