we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
sex in a hospital.. check
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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