So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
