Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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