It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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