her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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