Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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