At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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