My hand turned me down
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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