i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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