Is it normal to miss your booty call?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
there was a trapeze. enough said
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
