I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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