awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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