i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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